Does Size Really Matter?

DUH!!

Written by: Swing Life Club
Last Update: February 10, 2023
Category: Editorial / Opinion

Let's get real. Of course, size matters. Anybody who tells you different is lying to you. And the minute you ask a lady that question, she knows that you ain't packin that anaconda she's been looking for. It seems to me that as human beings we have this weird obsession with trying to shove things into smaller things. We did it as toddlers all the time. I mean, we would look at that square block and say to ourselves, I am going to shove that into that frickin round hole come hell or high water. Our parents would applaud us when we stopped trying and put it in the square hole where it was supposed to go, but we tried. Damn, did we try. But it didn't stop there. I know that there are people out there that will say that big is sometimes too big. All I can say to that is... how did you figure that out? Uh huh. You just kept stuffing 'til you said yup that's too much.

Now for those that say I am absolutely wrong, why is there so much porn dedicated to big ones. And even the porn that isn't about big ones, it isn't like producers are running around finding average sized cock to put on camera. No, they want good size ones that look good and strong and healthy. I mean it isn't just the small ones that get rejected. I mean how many porn stars do you see out there with dicks that are giving directions. Left turn, up here, right turn. The only direction a hard dick doesn't seem to point is down.

Another thing. I don't know if you have noticed, but I have. When you see guys out there in the ads, on the sites, or at the lifestyle events, their usually packing something that they can work with. However if you look in the booths or the gloryholes you find a lot of guys completely shy because of their size. I don't know, but it doesn't just seem like a coincidence to me. Another point for the argument that says-size is a factor.

If you've ever looked at some of the ads seeking men for sex, how many of them actually say "Oh yeah, looking for small to average cock." Even if you find one looking for shorter length, a lot of those say "but girthy". I mean ad after ad saying big or over such and such. And it doesn't matter what section - m4m, w4m, mw4m, even ww4m. I mean ya gotta love that we just want to try until we can't put that damn thing in the hole anymore.

Okay so the reality is that size is only a portion of the story. Well, a significant portion, but it isn't the whole story and sometimes it's just not right. I mean think about Goldilocks and her three bears. Not those kind of bears. Get your mind out of the gutter. It's a kids story (that I am using to discuss a very adult subject, hee hee). The point is that even Goldilocks tried until she found the one that is just right. It's true, that size is more about being able to enjoy the moment. That means that bigger isn't always better. That adage "It's not the size of the wave, it's the motion of the ocean." Yeah, that one. Well it's definitely true, but calm waters don"t rock your world (or boat, or whatever). So guys, yes size plays a role, but the honest truth is that you can definitely make her see the stars if you would just put in the right effort. No matter your measurements.